What the hell, im just a bit late....

Okay, so Both my computers decided to die at the same time... How convenient... Not like I have a life or work too do... Or ya know update a blog or anything. Not to mention relationship woes.. But I guess everyone has their moments. Just another Freakin wonderful day. Plus being on called at 0-Dark-hundred (for you civilians, before 600 AM, and yes there is such a thing...) and getting a phone call for a damn inop printer. Heaven forbidden you should print a your freakin plane ticket in color in the morning... Oh well Just another day.


But I recently heard some good tunes, thanks to a friend I met during deployment (and the one who pimped my myspace....). Now I got to go setup my stereo....

At least the weekend was pretty decent. I think I only got slightly toasted. Just enough that I could make fun of the other peoples dancing on the table.... and falling off.... on camera =).

Stupid absinthe, why are you sooo good and evil at the same time. For those of you that haven't tried absinthe, its a wonderful form of alcohol Just it leads to drunken mayhem and chaos, with a slightly skewed perspective.

"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally you see things as they really are, which is the most horrible thing in the world." - Oscar Wilde

The most horrible thing is that your glass is empty.... And the bottle... and the bars ten steps too far away....

I am not an Alcoholic.... I don't go to meetings.

And the world goes around....

Today I am the courageous defender of common sense!
I lay the smack down on those stupider then me, and bring ignorance to its Knees.
I am the all powerful portrayer of truth justice and my way.

So when I woke up I realized I still had to go to work.

Just one more annoying day in which all service rendered is completely taken for granted. But the small perks of the job are that I do get to abuse those whom I outrank AS long as I'm doin sumthin else for someone of Higher rank. I love to play the system. Or at least think I'm playin the systems, heh.

Good Night, stay safe from stupid or I will find you!

OMG the stupidy IT BURNS!

Okay, now im not the type of person to say lay blame anywhere but where it should go. And I am the first one to admit that I messed up. But when you give me a deadline that has already past for a project that wasnt relayed to me. WTF over? I don't have the time nor the patience( okay so I never really had any patience to begin with) for that kinda of kindergarden a$$hat behaviour.

On a completely different note....
Todays random comment is:

We dont need a plan. A plan involes work. We need a mission statement. No work involved.

Yet another note..... (ADD or whatever the name is)
Well I sear to god someone is workin on myspace. Mebbe I actually use the damn thing. Prolly not though =). Oh well.

And the only comment that matters is....

Two more days till the weekend. It cant come fast enough.

P.S. Ill post a picture of it later......;.

Okay so I F***en missed a day.

Okay so I missed a day recovering from CQ and getting my house hold goods. Well nice to know EVERYTHING got wet so now I have to wash it all. Good news is that I dont have to Walk to my doctors appointment. Bad news is, I still dont think he knows whats goin on....
Better news, meet a few new people today.
Bad news, 50% of them are STUPID AND I HAVE TO WORK WITH THEM.

Random Sh**

Okay so now I am learning all about this bloggin' Progress.
Freakin Great. Still here bored as hell on CQ, half hopin' that no one does anything stupid, and the other half wishen they would. Well atleast the Tucker Max stories make me laugh. Google, its freakin awsome. Well I think so.

On another note. What do you do when you talk to an Ex? What is it that makes us all stupid? Christ I hate that. Normally I'm cool and sauve (well atleast I think so), but with some women paticulary Ex(s), I get stupid! For once can i keep my mind?

Moving Day #1

20 JAN 07
So finally I earn the right to wear stripes. Now fast forward about a month or two, three?
After taking this into account they realized that I am not suposed to be Bunked with a lower enlisted. So then, they deciede (three months) later to move me. So what do I get to do on my weekend? MOVE! Yay! Well atleast I get a bigger room!

The day after

19 JAN 07
Where were we:

0820 Awaking changing to go into work
0830 Leaving for work
0845 Buying water
0900 Preparing brief for Battalion
0901 World Starts to spin
0902 Realizing I'm still heavily intoxicated
0930 Finish Preparing Brief
0945 Revising the briefing
1000 Waiting on Battalion
1100 Still waiting on Battalion
1130 Brief Battalion
1345 Finish Briefing Battalion
1400 Get Lunch
1415 show up for 1300 Training
1430 Go Home

Moral of the Story:
When briefing Battalion, intoxication is not a factor.

Drunk.. Yet again

18 JAN 07
The night it all started.....
Lets see, how did the night go?
6PM got off of work
7PM Took shower and ate
8PM Napped
9PM Napped Cont...
10PM Napped Cont....
1030 Got up dressed and went out
1045 6 shots of tequila @ 1Euro each (Hard Rock Cafe)
1050 1 Mohito
1100 1 Vodka Red Bull
1145 Dancing with Married women, 2 Vodka Red Bull
1200 1 Vodka Red Bull
1215 Dancing with more Married women, 1 Vodka Red bull
1230 Stumbling to the "Watercloset" (its German fer the toliet)
1240 Replinishing lost fluid with Vodka Red Bull
1245 Jeager shot(s) ?
1250 ...... Alchol something or other.....
1251 - 0230 Blurr stumbling home
0555 Puking, because I'm up gettting ready for the shower instead of sleeping
0600 Dealing with Soldier issues
0630 In formation still dealing with Soldier Issues
TBC......

CQ

Well yet another long boring CQ shift has gone by. What is CQ, well its the person that gets to stay up for 24hrs and make sure that all the higher ups get calls if anyone does something stupid. Needless to say, this is boring as all hell. Lucky I decieded to create a blog today. So here will be a slow but hopefully surely account of the stupid things I :

• See
• Hear
• Do
• make-up

and

• Live!

Well being in the Army has its ups and downs. Such as when I get frustrated at the stupid incompetient retards that I have to work with, I remember that I have a weapon. Downside is that they have body armor and a weapon as well. Good thing they don't know how to shoot that well.....